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3072834In about a month (June 13 to be exact) I am turning 30 years old. It seems that even though I have arrived at this point in my life with a nonchalant free-spirited attitude not giving any real weight, worry or concern to the age milestone, people around me seem to think that it is a huge life changing event. I never really understood the phenomena of people getting anxious each year they grow older. For me, I have always believed in the buddhist ideology that our body started dying the day we were born and more importantly that this (life) is all temporary. I also did most of my radical changing in the early parts of my 20’s. Meaning that from where I am sitting today, I have direction, purpose and drive and I am not nearly as impressionable as I was at 22.

Before I go off on a philosophical rant about my metaphysical beliefs in modern Tibetan Buddhism, lets just agree that it’s impossible to get younger, all we have is the body were given, and one day, like it or not, I am going to physically DIE! I cannot change these things no mater what I do, therefore for me to get upset that my body is getting older is about as crazy as crying because the sun keeps coming up every morning.

So why is turning 30 such a big f&^%ing deal. Well, depends on who you talk to me. For me, the only real mile stone that I set out to accomplish by 30 years old was that I would stay sober (as I have been since 16 years old) and that I would be a millionaire. Fortunately I am still sober after 13 years and counting, but I haven’t quite made my first million dollars yet, but I’ve done ok. Perhaps just because we’re 30, we fill its high time we get our shit together. All my friends seem to be getting married, having babies and doing the things “adults” do. There is nothing wrong with that. Some of my friends refuse to do this as for me, I have always been open to it. In fact I look forward to getting married and having kids of my own to indoctrinate in to mini me’s! For fun I took a list that I found on Buzzfeed.com entitled “30 signs you’re turning 30.” and added my own twist 🙂 Enjoy.

You get carded, and your first instinct is, “AWESOME, then your annoyed.

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Instead of drunken party photos, your Facebook friends are all about the baby pics.…and marathon times.

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You have 10,000 business cards from old jobs that you have no idea what to do with.

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You find celebs who are in their early thirties and think, “There’s still hope, or it’s time to switch careers.”

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You’re getting increasingly scared to check your credit score.

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You’re seriously thinking about getting a dog. No, having a baby. No, definitely getting a dog.

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When you do drink beer, it’s not Spuds choice, it’s Imported or micro-brewed locally from organic hops.

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You’d rather pay a little more for a “nice, clean” hotel room than cram into a hostel with 12 of your friends.

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Everything cool is being marketed to people younger than you now.

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You’ve definitely lost the enzyme that lets you digest Taco Bell.

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There’s an increasing number of musical artists you haven’t even heard of.

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You realize your parents were your age (or younger!) when they had you, and you start cutting them some major slack.

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Teen slang words like “YOLO” makes you viscerally angry.

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An 11-year-old has to show you how to do something on your smart phone.

When you watch teen movies/TV shows, you find yourself siding more with the parents than the kids.

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The Punk-rock scene is truly done.

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 ok. No that we have had some fun, let’s get real. Continue on to part 2 for the epic conclusion to this blog 🙂

 

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